Trump Might Regret Becoming President

Publicerades den 6 mar 2019
For a self-described ‘innocent’ person, the President sure has an aversion to being investigated.
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  • Trump should get cut a check for residuals based on all the content he has created for the media.

  • What is he going to talk about when Trump is out of office?

  • Could you imagine if Obama or Clinton or any other democrat did like a fifth of things Trip has done. The Republicans would be screaming for their impeachment and all

  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • At last! America and Cheezit guy both have something in common. They both regret getting and becoming President!

  • I looked away from the screen for one second and then come back to those horrific faces around the 3 minute mark. I have never seen Stephen look so different, they were terrifying. Put your glasses back on, it isn’t right!

  • Why did they never do this to Hilary that's my question she has way more skeletons in her closet

  • The rest of us have regretted it for years.

  • Trump needs to be president, a crazy president to a crazy country

  • Does anyone know if Trump smokes CRACK?????

  • Trump may regret becoming President but tax paying American workers are happy he became President.

  • Does he actually go back and watch himself otherwise he would notice how crazy he sounds and looks 😂😂 😂😆

  • Liars

  • HA!

  • Finally got his finger on the pulse of the people. Eugh, guess where his hand goes next.

  • Since the midterm, he had no campaigns, I guess he got the message


  • who of all the 39.523 "likers" in here are American? For you I´ve got a question. What exactly have you done so far to make him regret (I mean but liking nonsense on youtube)? I´m looking forward to your, for sure exciting, answers.

  • No regrets.

  • He almost looks like he's going to cry. At 5:50.

  • And if you order now you'll get a crushed velvet poster of Elvis Presley It's slices and dices chop grinds and peels.

  • Colbert looks like a Christmas elf

  • Stephen's hands are so much bigger and more masculine than trumps lol.

  • this would be FAR more humorous if it were about another country...................say, like - Hell...

  • Yea... Trump is US perident.... WHY O WHY are the armerican people so stupid they ellected that glown in the office?

  • Stephen had me dying with his Donald impersonation. 🤣😂😆😂

  • love you Stephen

  • "I am willing to show the #Asian community I care by introducing the Ching-Chong Ding-D*ng Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or whatever" ~ Stephen Colbert / #CancelColbert


  • Give me your tired, your poor, and some cheeseburgers pleaz topped with some steapping hot chocolate for all to clean up be-hind me, wa wa

  • Well shoot a hole in my brain and pull out that tapeworm from long island sw disgusting jerkoffs dickheads or poopoo heads as I call them.

  • Damn! I kept TRYING to re-LIKE this..... so frustrating................. . ;-)

  • Stephen is totally on fire during this skit! Love!

  • LOL!!!!

  • The ugliest face that Stephen makes in this video is still 100 times prettier than Trump.

    • +Gaston Gourmand The only colour that suits Trump is felon-orange. Correct me if I'm wrong... hahahahaha

    • No. You're up all night 'til the sun! You're up all night to get some! You're up all night for good fun! You're up all night to get lucky!

  • One of the best monologues😂

  • Trump is never going to regret becoming president more than the Americans that voted Him in!

    • No. Like the legend of the phoenix, all ends with beginnings! What keeps the planet spinning, ah! The force from love beginning!

  • Dear God, Stephen. Don't EVER do that again! Way freaky.

  • IN. TEARS loool

  • Don't tell me......don't tell me. Trumps in big trouble, and it's the beginning of the end...……...again. So much trouble. So much. But I will give you credit for 02:55.... that was pretty hilarious.

  • Thanks Steven for my daily laugh, I love your work. We could do with this level of comedy down under.

  • Trump didn't win the popular vote; he was selected, as usual. What's your problem, Shillo?

  • He probably already does.....

    • No. Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long! If you're going my way, I wanna drive it all night long!


  • Brilliant!

  • Its a sad day on earth when you laugh at politicians, and turn to comidians for politics. Anyhow, thank you for the good work Stephen! 😅

  • Stephen certainly loves saying his own name, i think he gets an orgasm whenever he announce it. Is he afraid that people might forget? Or that no one knows that it is HIS show? Or he needs the self-affirmation so that he can function?

  • My rabbits are laughing.

  • trump would make the Best supervillain by far , they just have to have some people write his character based on his "normal" activities daily !

  • Donald Trump is very guilty locked her up already

    • No. Baby, when you look up at the sky, we'll be shooting stars just passing by! You'll be coming home with me tonight, and we'll be burning up like neon lights!

  • Robert Muller should do a lie detector to Donald Trump because his a big fat liar and criminal

    • No. You're putting your defenses out, 'cause you don't wanna fall in love! If you ever did that, I think you'd have a heart attaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

  • The house and Senate committees on intelligence had to resort to the use of scanning electron microscope to find any intelligence at all.

  • 2:54 good one colbert. This one reminds me of Rudy Guliani UP TO HIS ASS on crack, and for the life of me I dunno why! (And the fucked up thing is that this happened at the 2016 RNC jajaja)

  • Colbert's Trump impression echoes Danny DeVito as Penguin.

  • "I am not a crook!"

  • Is this actually funny. Bad impersonations. People are only laughing because he's talking about Trump, not because Stevie is that funny.

  • There is no MIGHT about it Stephen Colbert...

  • LOL I love when Stephen gets SAVAGE LOL

  • Yeah, Donnie. The witch hunt continues . . . catching more witches. And the coven leader is next.

  • God I love you Stephen Colbert. You make me laugh so hard my tummy hurts. I miss you when you're gone on the weekends.

  • that's one of the funniest things i've ever seen!

  • All this Trump bashing got really boring about a year ago.

  • I miss Obama

  • Colbert, I will make you regret so much as being born. You are a festering scab.

  • JohnCook Australia 🇦🇺. 5. Five days to go to the Ides of March and panic has set in in the White House . Shredding machines are now working for 24 hours a day making piles of waste paper. When is garbage collection day at the White House ? The resident is getting ready to decamp to Argentina. Oh I forgot I now refer to the Big Swamp Rat as the White House resident or just resident. I used to call the tub of fetid flesh the small p president. But I nearly puked my heart up calling him that . So resident it is . Getting back to the Ides the night of the long blades is getting closer . Watch out Donnie . Remember what happened to Julius . Oh that’s right you were hopeless at history. Spelling maths English PE well everything really. In fact you came last in every class you were in .

    • +Gloria Cook Am I wrong, for thinking that we could be something for real? Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh! Now am I wrong, for trying to wish the things that I can't see? Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah! But that's just how I feel! Ooooooh! That's just how I feeel! Ooooh!

    • Gaston Gourmand JohnCook. Am I wrong in thinking that you ,like Trump ,are a wanker ?

    • +Gloria Cook But you love me! Baby, don't go breaking my heart, breaking my heart! Baby, don't go breaking my heart, breaking my heart! 'Cause it's the only I got!

    • Gaston Gourmand you will have to take your hands off your 3 inches of unemployed uselessness .

    • You love Trump! Now can you blow my whistle, baby? Whistle, baby? Let me know! Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow! You just put your lips together and you come real close! Can you blow my whistle, baby? Whistle, baby? Here we go!

  • 2000 dickhead Trumpty Dumbty puppets disliked the video 😂

    • No. You love Trump. I'm a beast when you turn me on! Into the future, cybertron! Harder, faster, better, stronger! Text the ladies extra longer!

  • "Rattlesnakes on a chicken! YIKES! " Excellent lol.

  • They give morons like Stephen Colbert a show and then wonder why our nation is so messed up? Trump hasn’t done anything that oBama didn’t do,but you praised him. Idiots!

  • "Eric was so excited to get mail..." Lol

  • Did they test that flag for bodily fluids?

  • I literally died of laughter watching this LMAO! Stephen, you're a comedy legend!

  • I think Trump is now impersonating Stephen impersonating Trump.

  • Let's say Trump became a president because Obama made fun of him. I don't think that he regrets it. He is still doing a great job, so... Keep on whining.

  • When did the President start to become like Gollum? And what is "probably ... with absolute certainty"? Those are contradictory statements.

  • he already regretted it when he won. look at the footage.

  • Trump will win again.

  • Hilarious!

  • wrong. you sent it to Michael Jackson again.

  • Stephen is brutal.... I love it!

  • In prison yet why isn't Trump and his accomplices

  • This is very good , I'm laughing and I seen it all ready , ivlaughedvtoo hard first pass , to sop up all the comedy gravy...

  • Wow isn't this sweet,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,that's so stupid, Praise the Lord for our President,I prayed for the Lord to protect us from these idiots,He did now I pray the Lord will take care of you idiots!

  • Cheeto is very good at projection.

  • Isn't it about time democrats stopped blaming Trump when the democrats ran the worst candidate on the planet? now they're about to make the same mistake in 2020.

  • When Trump says he accomplished more than any other administration blah, blah, blah......he'd directing that at Obama. Not the other administrations. He can't call out Obama by name, because that will make it TOO obvious. So he has to say "any other administration"

    • No. You love Trump. Yellow diamonds in a line! As we're standing siiiiide by side! As your shadow crosses mine! What it takes to come aliiiiiiiiiive! It's the way you're feeling, you just can't denyyyyyy! But you gotta let it go!

  • Trump doesn't want to be President, and never really wanted to be President. I believe the ONLY reason he is willing to run for re-election is because he doesn't want to end up as a 1 term President. Because if that happens, he will realize that's 1 (MORE) thing that Obama has over him. And he can't live with that.

    • No. Trump is awesome. Shine bright like a diamond! Shine bright like a diamond! Shine bright, tonight! You and I! We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky! Eye to eye, so alive! We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky! Shine bright like a diamond! Ooh whoa oh oh! Shine bright like a diamond! Ooh whoa oh oh!

  • This was the funniest segment I've seen in a loooooooong time LOL

  • Lmao

  • It this trump funny show...? try something like before.....

  • Stepben ain't right!!I I laughed so damn hard I was crying and almost choked inhaling a lays potato chip!!!😂😂🖒❤💯👏👏👏

  • Trumps under eye bags have gotten so big, they look like big whitish-blue pillows to rest his bottom eyelashes on.

    • But you love Trump. I need a one dance! Got the Hennessy in my hand! One more time 'fore I go! Higher powers taking a hold on me!

  • Stephen man....You’re getting better and better. 😊

  • I think Stephen's trump impression is trying to break loose 😂

  • Trump needs to have a heart attack. Bye Felicia!

    • No, hello Teressa. Trump is your favorite president. You're putting your defenses out, 'cause you don't wanna fall in love! If you ever did that, I think you'd have a heart attaaaaaaaaaaaack!

  • 34 on trending

  • Like Colbert's new suit

  • Stephen, you are smokin!

  • Colbert and Stewart are national treasures!

  • Hannity is all but insanity

    • Hannity is awesome. See I been waiting all day for you to call me baby! So let's get up, let's get on it! Don't you leave me brokenhearted tonight!

  • WHAT NO TRUMP ? You won't have a dialogue idiot

    • Gaston Gourmand ???

    • +Mary Rose Kent No. Been a long time since you came around! Been a long time, but you're back in town! This time I'm not leaving without you!

    • Rob Schoufour A dialogue involves at least two people. When it’s only one person it’s known as a *monologue.* Who’s the idiot here?